Hooray?: World’s Oldest Sex Toy Discovered
Scientists believe they have found the world’s oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.
A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.
The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints - and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy.
So it’s shaped like a dildo and scientists believe it was a mother fucking sex toy? I swear scientists come up with the...
I can’t contain my laughter. Jess, this is for you!
I guess you could say that it gave her *shades on* a rockin’ good time. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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